It made me think of mostly one thing: if only business appraisers could charge such huge fees for our work as management consultants do :-) On the other hand I will be much more careful when valuing companies that engage management consultants - is there a clear purpose as to why they hired consultants? If not, it can make you seriously doubt the capabilities of the management and the future of the company. At the very least you have to re-check whether their expansion plans are not perhaps value-destroying as opposed to value-creating. I'm not saying that hiring management consultants is a bad thing. Not always. But apparently often enough. So when I hear of such a practice in my future business valuation engagements, the little yellow warning light will definitely go off.
Apart from that: very funny and very interesting reading. I highly recommend it!